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Majick, Ego, and the Delicate Art of Not Looking Like a Discount Wizard.
A shadow witch lecture on energy, intent, herbs, familiars, and spell ownership. For witches who brood!

Dark Witchery
Nov 30, 20253 min read


Black Friday!
Black Friday: Mortals summon debt. Shadow witches summon decor, coffee, clever restraint. Subscribe monthly for classes
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Dark Witchery
Nov 28, 20252 min read


Happy Thanksgiving from Gerty and Darklady
A witch cackles, shadows gossip, familiars refuse meetings, and power smells like smoke, salt, and bad decisions. Very on-brand.
Thanksgivin

Dark Witchery
Nov 27, 20251 min read


Thanksgiving Horoscope for Dark Witches
A dark, sarcastic Thanksgiving horoscope crafted for shadow witches, featuring exclusive spells, classes, and ritual timing aligned with you

Dark Witchery
Nov 26, 20254 min read


Embrace the Dark Side: 10 Spells for a Sinister Thanksgiving
Just a little humor!

Dark Witchery
Nov 23, 20253 min read


There is Only One Darklady and DarkWitchery.com
A warning from the shadows: There is only one Darklady. All imitators are frauds clawing for scraps.

Dark Witchery
Nov 22, 20253 min read


How to Brew Grave Vinegar with a Touch of Dark Humor and a Spell for the Wickedly Curious
A dark, sour brew for shadow witches who like their majick sharp, their vinegar angry, and their spirits wide awake.

Dark Witchery
Nov 20, 20253 min read


Embrace the Night: Teaching Owl Familiar Dark Witchery with a Side of Cat-tastic Humor!
The funny side of a dark witchery familiar 🤣

Dark Witchery
Nov 20, 20253 min read


Why The Shadows Test You!
The shadows don’t trust every witch. They test you first — through signs, discipline, and the way you face the dark.

Dark Witchery
Nov 19, 20253 min read


Why The Shadows Choose You - NOT Them.
Not every witch is chosen by the shadows. This is why the dark calls to you — and never to them.

Dark Witchery
Nov 18, 20253 min read


Fuck This, Fuck That,Dark Witch Rant
A brutally honest dark witch rant for the days when you’re done with everyone’s nonsense. Shadow humor, rage, and witch-power all in one.

Dark Witchery
Nov 17, 20252 min read


Thursday the 13th: Sacred Order of Chaos/ Dark Witchery
Jupiter’s chaos meets Virgo’s judgment. We don’t manifest — we build empires, one sarcastic spell at a time.

Dark Witchery
Nov 13, 20252 min read


Dark Witchery and Marijuana
When witches light up, even the spirits get contact highs. Candle smoke, green haze, and a whole lot of dark enlightenment.

Dark Witchery
Nov 11, 20252 min read


Candle 🕯 Majick
Burn smarter, not harder. Discover what your candles are really whispering when you light them — straight from the cauldron of Dark Witchery

Dark Witchery
Nov 11, 20252 min read


My Spirit Dolls will Call to you in Dreams, and others Ways
My spirit dolls don’t wait to be bought — they call to you through dreams and whispers until you finally listen.

Dark Witchery
Nov 10, 20252 min read


Understanding the Essence of Dark Witchery
Step beyond candlelight and charm — this is where the forbidden art begins. Discover the philosophy and the tools that shape true Dark Witch

Dark Witchery
Nov 5, 20253 min read


Beaver Full Supermoon Storm Water
The Beaver Supermoon raged through the storm — and I was out there with my jar. What I bottled wasn’t just rain… it was raw lunar chaos.

Dark Witchery
Nov 5, 20253 min read


When the Smoke Speaks
When the candle’s flame dies, the smoke begins to speak. Listen closely—your shadows are whispering back.

Dark Witchery
Nov 4, 20254 min read


When Witches Feed The Machine
A witch’s thoughts on the energy that hums through our screens — how we feed it, how it feeds us.

Dark Witchery
Nov 2, 20253 min read


Soul Cakes, Squirrels, and Accidental Money Majick 💰
I buried soul cakes for the dead and somehow planted a money spell. The ancestors are laughing—and my bank account’s growing.

Dark Witchery
Nov 1, 20253 min read
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