The Bitter Brew Coin
Bundle
It isn’t charming, it isn’t sweet, and it sure as hell isn’t polite.
It’s coffee, ink, and coin-based spellwork for witches who want money to show up without filling out paperwork or manifesting journals in pastel colors.
Inside this bundle you get three framed grimoire pages, each a different coffee-powered spell designed the way real hex-slingers write them:
— Coffee grounds you actually own
— Sugar you definitely stole from the kitchen
— And coins that were already broke but now suddenly have a career path.
What you do not get:
No moon influence. No circles. No fire. No bloody theatrics. No moral epiphanies.
What you do get:
The Bitter Coin Drawing — the coin sits on your desire like an impatient landlord.
Grounds of the Road-Breaker — coffee and cinnamon telling obstacles to move before you lose your temper.
The Caffeinated Grasp — where your shadow basically grabs opportunity by the throat and says “Pay up.”
These spells don’t need belief… they need intent and caffeine, which, lucky for you, are included.
Fold the paper.
Keep the coin.
Put it in a drawer.
Boom. Done.
If you want irl brewed results, stop reading Etsy reviews and start casting.
Get the bundle for 21.95, perform the spell, receive money later, feel smug about it forever.
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Darklady
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