Witch, They’re Selling Our Forests! NO 👎
- Dark Witchery
- Jun 18
- 2 min read

🔥 Witch, They’re Selling the Forests. Are You Still Stirring Tea?
Listen up, my shadow sisters and cauldron-cousins — while you were rearranging your altar and burning rosemary for “clarity,” the Senate quietly tucked a land-grab spell into a budget bill and aimed it right at the heart of our wild places.
Yes. They’re selling the forests.
The actual. Damn. Forests.
And not for some noble cause like feeding the poor or planting new sacred groves.
No, darling. They’re selling it to line billionaire pockets and toss another bone to the fossil fuel gods.
Picture this:
Deer wandering into an oil rig.
Owls hooting above bulldozers.
Sacred land turned into luxury condos with a private golf course and a yoga studio that charges $300 to "find your spirit animal."
Feel the rage yet?
Who’s behind it?
Senator Mike Lee 👈(R‑Utah), the poster child for "How can I destroy 200 years of conservation in one bill?"
And he’s not alone.
The MAGA-draped goblins in Congress are cheering him on, waving their torches and muttering,
“Drill baby drill.”
They call it a “budget fix.”
We call it a curse — one cast on every tree, every river, every creature that calls public land home.
And what are witches doing?
Some are lighting intention candles.
Some are posting moon selfies.
Some are… still unsure if they should “get political.”
✨️GET POLITICAL✨️✨️
That's what witches do, we have done this from the beginning of time.
So stand up, and
✨️GET POLITICAL ✨️✨️
Witchcraft has always been rebellion.
Against kings.
Against priests.
Against every hand that tried to silence the wild.
So let me be clear, because the trees sure as hell can’t file lawsuits:
If you’re a witch and you’re not enraged about this?
You’re not practicing the craft — you’re just playing with herbs and hashtags.
Here’s what we do:
We sign.
We hex.
We raise hell.
We post this in every dark little corner of the internet where the wind howls and the truth stings.
Because this land is not theirs to sell.
It belongs to the wind, the bones,
the moss,
and the crows.
And if they want to take it?
Then may every damn one of them be haunted by the forest they tried to destroy.
—Dark Witchery (Darklady ~Lori Jackson)
Proud forest defender, hexer of the greedy, voice of the wild
It only takes a moment to save a forest from clear cut.
Sign here👇
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