Why my Cat is probably My spirit Guide..and Yours is just Rude.

“Why My Cat Is Probably My Spirit Guide… and Yours Is Just Rude”

By Darklady

I don’t mean to start drama (okay, yes I do), but not all cats are created equal. Some are vessels of ancient wisdom with eyes that pierce through realms.

Others are… well, glorified couch gremlins who lick their butts and knock over plants for sport.

Mine?

Oh, he’s definitely been here before. He chooses when to appear like a ghost with opinions, silently judging my spellwork like he’s been casting since Babylon.

He once looked directly at my altar and then at me as if to say, “You’re really using that herb for this? Embarrassing.”

He’s not a pet—he’s a paranormal supervisor.

He doesn’t purr—he hums in frequencies that unlock forgotten languages.

He doesn’t meow—he issues prophecies… or threats. Hard to tell sometimes.

Yours? He just chased a shoelace for ten minutes and fell off the counter. Again.

I’m not saying your cat isn’t special. I’m saying mine sees spirits, walks between worlds, and once interrupted a hex to drag a dead bird to my altar as an offering. That’s commitment.

Meanwhile, your cat’s latest gift was a regurgitated twist tie.

So the next time someone tells me all cats are majckal, I’ll kindly remind them:

Mine blinked twice during a banishing spell. Yours knocked over a candle and tried to eat the wax.

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