Unauthorized Charges Curse

A Customer Support Curse (For Unauthorized Charges)

by darkwitchery.com

Ingredients:

• One crumpled receipt or printout of the charge

• A black pen

• A single black candle

• A pinch of salt (optional, for sting)

• A smirk

Ritual:

1. Light the black candle. Place the crumpled receipt beside it like an offering to Chaos.

2. Write in big, messy letters across the charge:

   “Return what is not yours.”

3. Tap the paper three times and whisper:

   “Oh customer support, so slow and blind, May every time you place me on hold Feel like a wasp in your headset. May your system always crash mid-refund. May your boss CC you at the worst time. And may the money you snuck return to me…Or get lost in your next audit.”

4. Burn the corner of the paper just slightly—not to destroy, but to mark it.

5. Snuff the candle. Say,

   “As charged, so returned. As delayed, so cursed. So it is.”

Feel free to whisper “curse your heart” sarcastically as you log the dispute.

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