Things I’ve Yelled While Casting Spells (That Probably Weren’t in the Manual)

Look, sometimes a witch just snaps.

By darkwitchery.com

Casting spells is supposed to be all calm focus, mysterious muttering, and a candle flickering ominously in the corner, right?

Not in this house.

In this house, spells sometimes involve yelling like a banshee while knocking over the salt jar, lighting the wrong candle, and hissing “DAMMIT” when the wind blows the match out for the fourth time.

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Actual Things I’ve Yelled Mid-Spell:

“THAT’S IT — MAY YOUR WIFI BE FOREVER SLOW!”

“No, you do not get to come back into my dreams, you astral deadbeat!”

“WHY IS EVERYTHING STICKY?!”

“I’m powerful, I’m majestic — AND I’M OUT OF BLACK SALT AGAIN?!”

“Fine. Chaos it is.”

Let’s just say... the spell wasn’t the only thing that got released.

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Why It Happens (And It’s Totally Fine)

Sometimes spellwork gets messy.

You're casting while emotional. You’re tired. The cat keeps walking through the herbs. The spirits are being quiet. And the lighter is playing games.

You think witches in the old days didn’t yell at the wind? You think they didn’t shout at their pot when it boiled over?

Please.

They were just louder and didn’t have Instagram to film it.

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What To Do After You Blow Up Mid-Spell

1. Blow out the candle (unless you're still fuming — then blow it out dramatically).

2. Take a breath. Sip water. Channel your chaos into the next part of the spell.

3. Clean up your area, your mind, and maybe put on a hoodie that smells like lavender and fury.

4. Finish the spell with conviction. Loud or quiet — it’s yours to control.

You’re not messing up. You’re being real.

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Because You’re a Witch, Not a Robot

Your power isn’t in being perfect.

It’s in showing up, even when the spell goes sideways, the candle won’t stay lit, and your intention turns into a rant halfway through.

Your voice matters — even if it’s yelling, “I HOPE YOU DROP YOUR PHONE IN THE TOILET.”

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Conclusion:

If you’ve ever cast a spell with tears in your eyes, crumbs on your altar, and a string of curse words leading up to it… congratulations.

You’re doing it right.

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