Stop Wasting Your Damn Energy!

TODAY’S SARCASTIC HOMESHOOLING TEACHING:

By Darklady ✨️

“The Art of Selective Hexing… Also Known as Not Wasting Your Damn Energy”

Listen up, witches.

Your power is not a bottomless buffet.

You don’t just fling hexes like Mardi Gras beads at every idiot who crosses your path.

That’s amateur hour.

That’s “first week at the coven and still can’t light a candle without burning off an eyebrow” energy.

A true dark witch knows one thing:

Your energy is sacred, your time is expensive, and most people are not worth the effort it takes to open the bottle of black salt.

So here’s today’s lesson, nicely packaged, because I know your witches love a checklist.

1. Diagnose the Offender

Ask yourself: Is this person genuinely harmful…

or are they just chronically stupid?

If it’s stupidity, ignore them.

You can’t fix it.

Even Krampus won’t try.

If it’s harm?

We proceed.

2. Check Your Internal Weather

Are you hexing because you’re truly ready…

or because you skipped breakfast and your knee hurts?

If it’s hunger-rage hexing, go eat something first.

A poorly fueled curse wobbles like a dollar-store candle.

3. Choose the Correct Level of Witchy Doom

Not every situation requires a full shadow-summoning ritual that makes the curtains blow dramatically.

Sometimes the appropriate response is:

A cold glare

A muttered insult

A passive-aggressive jar spell

Or simply letting their own stupidity trip them on the stairs of fate

Efficiency, doll. We love efficiency.

4. Release the Outcome

Once you cast it, let it go.

Don’t hover over the spell like a mother hen with anxiety issues.

Let the shadows do their job.

They know what to do.

They’ve been doing it longer than you’ve been alive.

5. Celebrate With Something Sweet

You did your work.

Reward yourself.

Tea, chocolate, coffee, or staring proudly at your altar like the powerful menace you are.

Your ancestors are applauding.

Your enemies are confused.

As it should be.

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