Saturday Oracle Divination

☕ Saturday Oracle Reading & Chaos Manifestation Spell

(The “I Work Best When the Universe Is Glitching” Edition)

Good morning, my beloved disasters.

It’s Mercury retrograde again — my favorite time of year. People panic, electronics die, and every ex you’ve hexed decides to text “hey stranger.”

For most, it’s a cosmic traffic jam. For me? It’s harvest season.

While everyone else is backing up their iCloud and crying into their crystals, I’m lighting a candle and whispering,

“Let’s see what happens if I press this.”

Today’s oracle pull came with a message that fits this energy perfectly — El Shaddai, Set, and Nix. The Holy Trifecta of “I said what I said, now deal with it.”

Let’s break this down and then channel that chaos into something useful… or at least entertaining.

✦ El Shaddai — The Radiant Lord

El Shaddai represents authority. He’s that calm, smug presence in every room — the witch who doesn’t have to shout to get obedience, because the shadows already know who’s in charge.

He’s your reminder that your will is law. No committee meetings, no validation required.

But before you start thinking this card is about inner peace and love… no, it’s not. It’s about discipline. You can’t rule the storm if you’re flailing around in it.

And yes, I manifest during Mercury retrograde. It’s chaos season, and chaos happens to be my favorite creative medium.

While everyone else is cleansing their auras, I’m over here stirring coffee and consequences.

El Shaddai is telling you to stop asking for permission — especially from people who can’t even charge a candle without blowing it out.

✦ Set — The Prince of Avarice

Then there’s Set — chaos incarnate with great cheekbones. He’s that fiery hunger that keeps you up at 3 a.m. making life-changing decisions you’ll either regret or monetize later.

He doesn’t come to scold you. He comes to hand you a match and say, “You know you wanna.”

Set’s message: stop playing small. If you want something, grab it with both hands and the last of your patience. But pick one obsession at a time — you can’t build an empire if you’re also doom-scrolling.

You want power?

Then own it.

You want peace?

Then stop messaging your ex.

You want success?

Then stop overthinking and just cast already.

Set’s energy is divine mischief. It reminds you that ambition isn’t dirty — laziness is.

✦ Nix — The Whispering Darkness

And finally, Nix — the queen of the unseen.

She’s the darkness that wraps around everything, humming softly, “Mind your business.”

When she appears, she’s not asking you to be humble — she’s reminding you to shut the hell up.

Not every manifestation needs an audience.

Not every spell needs to be posted.

Nix teaches strategic silence. While the world screams for attention, you pull your power inward like smoke into a jar. The less they know, the more unstoppable you become.

And honestly, silence freaks people out more than curses ever will.

⚡ The Working:

The Chaos Manifestation

Alright, witches, here’s your Saturday ritual for when Mercury’s glitching and you feel that divine “screw it, let’s burn it down” energy.

No poison herbs. No blood. Just your will and a few things lying around.

You’ll need:

One cup of strong coffee (or tea, if you’re fragile).

A scrap of paper.

Black ink pen.

A jar with a lid.

Vinegar (because sweet jars are for optimists).

A piece of black thread.

A single candle — black or red, depending on how unhinged you feel.

Step 1 — Declare the Chaos (El Shaddai)

Take a sip of that coffee and say out loud, “I’m done waiting.”

Write on the paper one thing you want to happen — clearly, boldly, like a queen issuing a decree.

No begging.

No “please.” Just:

“It is my will that …”

If you can’t own your command, El Shaddai will roll his glowing eyes and move on to a witch who can.

Read it once, then fold the paper toward you. Power moves inward first.

Step 2 — Feed the Fire (Set)

Light your candle. Hold the paper near it (not too close, we’re witches, not arsonists).

Set’s energy is about motion. You don’t just wish — you ignite.

So think about what you’ll actually do to make this happen.

No cosmic Uber driver is bringing it to you. You move, the universe follows.

Drip a little wax on the paper as a seal. The first flame binds your intent. The second one dares the universe to stop you.

Step 3 — Cloak the Work (Nix)

Now fold the paper again and wrap it with black thread. Three turns for secrecy, one knot for silence.

Drop it in the jar and pour in enough vinegar to cover it. That’s your “forget it” potion — the acid that eats doubt.

Seal the jar tight. No shaking, no chanting, no dramatic lightning required.

Put it somewhere dark. Closet, cabinet, that drawer full of expired receipts — Nix doesn’t care.

Walk away. That’s the hardest part, but it’s where the power sits.

Step 4 — Wait, Laugh, Repeat

You’re done. Don’t post it, don’t tell your group chat, don’t ask me how long it takes.

You’re not baking cookies, you’re rearranging probability.

When what you asked for shows up — and it will — destroy the paper, pour out the vinegar, and thank the chaos for its service.

If anyone asks how you did it, just smile and say, “Oh, you know… Mercury retrograde.”

Then watch them flinch.

🖤 Darklady’s Closing Notes

This working isn’t about being perfect. It’s about being powerful while everything’s on fire.

El Shaddai gave you authority.

Set gave you ambition.

Nix gave you discretion.

You don’t need alignment — you need audacity.

So yes, I manifest during Mercury retrograde. I thrive on broken systems and cosmic static.

While others panic, I profit. While they apologize to their crystals, I’m rewriting reality with caffeine and bad intentions.

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