Maybe you're not cursed.
- Dark Witchery

- May 17, 2025
- 1 min read

"Maybe You’re Not Cursed—Maybe You’re Just Avoiding the Work."
By Dark Witchery
Oh no, doll… you didn’t trip over your altar and break your toe because Mercury is retrograde.
You’re just disorganized.
And you didn’t lose your job because someone hexed you with a rotting chicken foot—they fired you because you’ve been spiritually sleepwalking since 2018.
But sure.
Let’s blame curses.
Let’s ignore the pile of unfinished spellwork, dusty jars of “intentions,” and that one crumbled bay leaf you swore would bring prosperity—right after you binge-watched 9 hours of “WitchTok” and did nothing else.
Here’s the truth you didn’t ask for:
Most of the time, you’re not cursed.
You’re just uncommitted.
You’re halfway in the shadows but still checking your horoscope like it’s going to fix your life.
You want change?
Then conjure it.
Hex your own laziness.
Banish your own excuses.
Bind your damn phone if you have to.
Spirits aren't ignoring you—you're ignoring yourself.
I’m not here to tell you how beautiful and powerful you are.
I’m here to say:
Do the fucking work.
The altar doesn’t light itself.
The herbs don’t jump into the bottle for you.
And Anubis sure as hell doesn’t bless the lazy.
Ready to stop whining and start conjuring?
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