Ice Maker Machine countertop!
- Dark Witchery
- Jun 11, 2025
- 2 min read
The Ice Maker Slime Curse: A Health Warning for Every Witch
by darkwitchery.com
My shadow witches, gather ‘round the cauldron.
Today I bring you a tale of unseen poison, modern foolishness, and a curse most foul: the counter top Ice Maker machine Slime Curse.
Now you may laugh — slime?
In an ice maker?
Surely that’s a muggle problem.
Ah, but that is where the danger lies.
For even the most powerful witches can be undone by what we do not see.
The Curse Unveiled
Deep within the dark corners of your counter ice maker — the lines, the tray, the reservoir — there may lurk a hidden biofilm.
Invisible at first.
Slippery.
Clear.
The perfect home for:
Bacteria
Mold
Yeast
Fungal toxins
These are no ordinary kitchen nuisances. These are low-level poisons that, when consumed daily in ice or water, can wreak havoc upon a witch’s body and mind.
The Symptoms of the Slime Curse
If you’ve unknowingly been drinking water or using ice from a contaminated source, you may experience:
Sudden or worsening fatigue
Persistent brain fog or forgetfulness
IBS flares — diarrhea, thin stools, bloating
Strange yellowish stools
Joint aches
Mood swings
Skin breakouts
And yes — weight gain that makes no sense
Sound familiar, my witches?
It did to me, too.
The Lesson
Even the most diligent witch must remember:
Your water is a spell ingredient.
If it is tainted — your spells, your health, your energy will suffer.
What To Do
If you have an counter ice maker CHECK IT. Clean it or banish it.
If there is visible slime — it is too late.
Discard it.
Switch to filtered or bottled water while cleansing your body.
Hydrate.
Rest.
Support your gut.
My Own Warning
Yes, witches — I speak from experience.
A cursed ice maker left me battling the very symptoms above — and I only discovered the truth after months of fighting my body.
Now I cleanse,
I rest,
I rebuild.
And I share this with you so YOU may not fall prey to the same hidden curse.
Final Word
Guard your water as you would guard your altar.
Inspect the unseen. Question the familiar.
And remember — even in this modern world, curses can take many forms.
This week’s lesson:
Slime is no joke.
Stay sharp, stay dark, stay healthy.
I would clean it with vinger and water everyday like my coffee maker
I'm so sorry you had to go through that - I was having a conversation with my sister about window air conditioners. I said that they needed to be hosed out - she had never heard of that - I could see the dirt in the bottom of them when the wind blew crop dust into the house like a tornado one day. But cleaning them is even more complicated that just hosing them out; some you have to take apart a bit - So many of our modern inventions require vigilance and care - even with filters for heaters that can eventually pollute the air - It's a whole new science, replete with instruction books and warranties and yes…