How to Tell if you’re the Villain Witch

At some point in your witchy life, you’re going to have an awkward moment.

You’ll be standing there, casually brewing a curse in your cauldron or side-eyeing a TikTok witch who just told everyone “no hexing allowed,” and suddenly the thought will cross your mind:

"Wait... am I the villain?"

Hunny, if you have to ask... you already are.

And honestly? Congratulations. You’re finally doing witchcraft right.

Let’s be real:

Villain witches aren’t the bad guys.

They’re the only ones paying attention.

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Sign 1: You Flinch When Someone Says "Witchcraft is Only for Good!"

Oh, I’m sorry, Becky —

I didn’t realize the spirits, the dead, the forces of nature, and the boiling pit of shadow majick were just here for affirmations and self-love rituals.

If the phrase “witchcraft is only for love and light” makes you physically gag, welcome aboard, villain.

Here we light candles and fires — especially under people who think they’re immune to consequences.

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Sign 2: You Believe "Turn the Other Cheek" Is How You Get Slapped Twice

Forgiveness?

Growth?

Healing?

Cute.

Try telling that to the cursed amulet you buried in your ex’s yard.

Villain witches don’t forgive.

They get even.

Or better yet — they get ahead.

You’re not here to be someone’s punching bag while smiling through gritted teeth.

You’re here to hex their bloodline politely — and stylishly.

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Sign 3: People Are "A Little Scared" of You

Oh, boo hoo.

Someone felt a chill when you walked by?

Good.

Maybe now they’ll think twice before running their mouth.

Villain witches don’t "blend in."

We cause atmospheric pressure changes when we enter the room.

We are the reason some people sleep with a nightlight and a Bible they haven’t opened since 1993.

And if you’re lucky?

You’ll leave them wondering if that weird creak in the hallway was a ghost — or just their own conscience screaming for mercy.

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Sign 4: You Read Hexing Instructions Like Recipes

Other witches:

"Oh no, we shouldn’t hex people!"

You:

"Where’s the cayenne pepper? This one’s gonna sting."

You don’t need permission to cast justice.

You don’t need permission to cut cords, bind liars, or rot someone’s luck like a peach in July.

You’re the kind of witch who keeps a mental shopping list of curse ingredients.

And you check it twice.

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Sign 5: Your Spirits Are More Mafia Than Angel Choir

If your spirit team acts less like fairy godmothers and more like a pack of unsupervised pit bulls, congratulations —

you’ve leveled up.

Real spirits?

They don’t want cupcakes and pastel offerings.

They want blood, sweat, tears, and occasionally someone’s Wi-Fi password.

If your altar looks like a scene out of The Godfather, you're doing it right.

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Bonus Sign: You No Longer Care If Other Witches Like You

There comes a beautiful moment in every villain witch’s life when you stop caring about being "popular."

You realize something important:

Weak witches will always fear powerful witches.

Loud witches will always misunderstand silent witches.

And jealous witches will always gossip about the ones doing real work.

You don’t need a seat at their sad little crystal healing brunch.

You have an entire empire of shadows to build.

(And you’re too busy plotting to be seen wearing flower crowns anyway.)

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Why Being the Villain Witch Is the Smartest Damn Thing You Can Do

Because this world wasn’t made for polite witches who apologize for existing.

It was made for the ones who look the dark in the eye —

and don’t blink first.

You aren’t cruel for hexing someone who deserves it.

You aren’t evil for protecting yourself without asking permission.

You aren’t broken for choosing truth over fantasy.

You’re the one they’ll remember.

You’re the one they’ll fear.

You’re the one who gets shit DONE.

Villain witches don’t wear white robes and hope for the best.

They wear black, grin like wolves, and make the best happen.

And that’s exactly why you’re winning.

This black witch is the villain witch and I love that about me. I take no shit off of anyone. So watch out, or you may wake up a toad.

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Because the world doesn’t need another basic witch.

It needs you —

the villain, the nightmare, the storm.

See you in the shadows, wicked ones.