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How to Hex Someone Without Making It Weird


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Just a little curse… nothing awkward.


Let’s be honest: sometimes you just need to hex someone. Not full-on life ruin, just enough to make them trip on their own ego or lose Wi-Fi in the middle of a brag.


But the moment you say it out loud, someone clutches their pearls like you summoned the Four Horsemen.


“A hex?! Isn’t that… mean?”


No, Karen. It’s accountability with flair.

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Step 1: Be Clear on Your Intention


This is not the time for vague wishes like:


“I want them to suffer a little but not like, permanently.”


Nah. Pick a lane.


Do you want:


Their lies to backfire?


Their energy drained like a forgotten soda?


Their new girlfriend to discover their browser history?


Be honest with yourself. The universe already knows.

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Step 2: Use What You’ve Got


You don’t need goat hair from a mountain priest.

Grab:


Vinegar


A torn piece of paper


A thread from their dumb hoodie if you’ve still got it


And that jar of black salt you swore you’d never use on an ex again (liar)


Your power isn’t in the price — it’s in the intent.

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Step 3: Cast It Like It’s Just Business


Don’t cry over it. Don’t spiral. Don’t post vague memes.

Light your candle, say your words, and get on with your day.


Hexing isn’t obsession. It’s redirection.


This isn’t about “hating” someone — it’s about restoring the balance with a little witchy flick of the wrist.

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Step 4: Don’t Stalk the Results


You’ll know when it hits.

You’ll feel it.


They’ll post something weird.

They’ll stop showing up.

Or they’ll just start looking… dimmer.


Whatever happens — don’t hover.

Let the energy run its course while you sip your tea and cackle in peace.

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Conclusion:

Hexing isn’t dark — it’s deliberate.

You’re not evil. You’re efficient.


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Charmed198
Charmed198
Jul 07
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Okay, this is perfect. So instead of muttering I hope you slip and bust your ass on the treadmill… say, may your lifts and gains suffer, you mutherfucker! 🤣🤣⚔️🐦‍⬛⚔️🐦‍⬛⚔️

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Exactly

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Hexing is so relaxing. I carry birthday candles in my car and lighter and lifesaver 's to hold the candle and a small oops bottle of herbs and spices. For a quick hex.

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Charmed198
Charmed198
Jul 07
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Niiice! I need to bring some to the gym next time I go.

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I absolutely love this!

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Rated 5 out of 5 stars.

Definitely, completely agree. Yes. Thank you! Needs more stars⭐️! 5 is not enough🖤

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