How to Cast a Spell!

"How to Cast a Spell (Without Summoning Your Own Stupidity)"

By Dark Witchery

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So… you wanna be a dark shadow witch.

You lit one candle from Dollar Tree, called the full moon your “spirit bestie,” and now you’re demanding results like you're entitled to shadow-born miracles.

Sit down. Shut up. Let’s fix you before you hex yourself into obscurity.

Step One:

Intent — Not Whatever That Was

Let me guess, your “intent” is: “I just want good vibes and abundance!”

Oh, you mean like every influencer on TikTok who also thinks retrograde means they can’t be held accountable?

No.

A spell without a clear intent is like throwing soup at the void and expecting it to manifest a five-course meal. Be specific. Be sharp. Be dangerous.

Step Two:

Ingredients — You Actually Need Them

Witchcraft without ingredients is just wishful thinking in black lipstick.

And no, you can’t “just imagine” the mugwort. This isn’t Barbie Dreamhouse Witchery. You need the real thing—or learn actual substitutions like someone who owns a grimoire, not just a Canva account.

Step Three:

Cast It — Then Shut Your Spell Hole

You did the work.

Good.

Now zip it.

Stop telling the coven, your barista, and your therapist about it. You’re not mysterious, you’re leaking magical energy like a cracked jar of vinegar.

Seal your work. Let it brew in silence. Like a curse. Or a well-aged cheese.

Step Four:

Wait Like a Witch, Not a Whiny Muggle

If you're refreshing the universe like it’s Amazon tracking, you’re not doing spellwork — you're doing needy.

Power takes time. So does unmaking reality in your favor. If patience isn’t your strength, go back to manifesting parking spaces.

Final Dark Whispers

Spellwork isn’t sparkles and affirmations.

It’s precision.

Focus.

Command.

It’s dark majick, not daydreams with herbs.

If this post smacked you with the truth broom and made you laugh while rethinking your cinnamon obsession, congratulations — you’ve survived Lesson One.

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Be dangerous.

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