How to Cast a Dark Witchery Vinegar Jar Curse!
- Dark Witchery
- Aug 11
- 3 min read
How to Cast a Dark Witchery Vinegar Jar Curse
(darkwitchery.com)
Because Sometimes a Little Sour Isn’t Enough
There are days when sage and “sending love” just won’t cut it.
Some people need their luck soured, their plans curdled, and their smiles wiped clean off their smug little faces. That’s when vinegar stops being a condiment and starts being your favorite weapon.
Vinegar has one job — to ruin things. And when it’s sealed in a jar with the right ingredients and a few choice words, it works like a slow, delicious poison that never touches your hands.
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When to Break Out the Vinegar
Not for petty annoyances. This is for:
The ex who thinks they’re still part of your life.
The co-worker who “accidentally” takes credit for your work.
The neighbor who believes their leaf blower is a lifestyle.
Anyone whose very existence makes you want to hiss like a cornered cat.
If you’re not fully done with them, save your vinegar for later. This is a burn-the-bridge, salt-the-earth, and spit-on-the-ashes spell.
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What You’ll Need
A small glass jar with a lid (reuse an old pickle jar — let the stink be symbolic)
Vinegar (apple cider for slow rot, white for a sharp sting)
Black salt
Red and black thread
A slip of paper
Black pen
Something personal from them — hair, handwriting, photo, or just their name & birth date
Optional extras for bite: chili flakes, peppercorns, garlic skins
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The Sour Crafting
1. Write Them Down
On the paper, write their full name. If you have their birth date, even better — vinegar loves details. Draw a line through their name like you’re crossing them out of existence.
2. Load the Jar
Paper in first. Add your personal link. Sprinkle black salt like you’re seasoning their demise. Toss in your optional bitey bits if you want them to feel the burn.
3. Drown It
Pour in vinegar until everything is covered. Imagine every good thing in their life turning just as sour, sharp, and unfixable as what’s in that jar.
4. Bind It
Lid on tight. Wrap black thread around the jar three times, knotting with purpose. Follow with red thread to seal the curse to them. Every knot? Whisper something you want them to lose. Don’t be shy.
5. Speak It Into Being
“Your sweetness sours, your joy decays.
All that you touch turns sharp and frays.
This jar is yours, this fate is mine —
Bound in vinegar, sealed in brine.”
6. Let It Rot
Hide the jar somewhere dark and out of your sight. The longer it sits, the deeper it eats away at them.
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Timing That Bites Hardest
Best Days: Tuesday for war, Saturday for endings
Best Moon: Waning moon for stripping away and decay
Best Hour: After sunset, when shadows stretch long
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If You Ever Want to Stop It
Don’t you dare open the jar indoors. Bury far away from you. Walk away without looking back. If you glance over your shoulder, it’s like inviting them back for coffee.
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A Final Note From the Sour Side
This is not a “cute” spell. This is not “just for fun.” A vinegar jar curse is meant to work, and it will — whether they feel it in small humiliations or big collapses depends on your will when you make it.
So make it mean. Make it personal. And then leave it alone to do its work.
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Jars are better than a therapist or a psychiatrist ☠️. I have been burying most of mine in the dark woods at the meteor impact site. Some I put in trash bins based on the individual. For instance a fat fuck in the McDonald’s trash,a bothersome alcoholic neighbor in the back dumpster of the bar. Oh and Walmart Damien…..jars everywhere 😈☠️. There is a a nice one to shake up under the toilet plumbing 🤣
Thank you.
My last vinegar jar spell, the vinegar evaporated. Don’t want to open so I’m just gonna chuck the entire thing into garbage at crossroads. Is that how you handle yours?
Going to paint 3 more jars and welcome to my nightmare for those I did one today I forgot the black thread and I carved their name on a rat leg bone and white vinegar, apple vinegar , and black vinegar bone ash from ground rat bones a stink bug and a molding wasp. With
every bit of rage and hate they has caused sealed it and put a sigil on top in the wax shook it it and but in a dark place. Tomorrow I will do this to 3 groups of people and watch with joy at the justice they receive.