Ghosted by a Spitit

Ghosted by a Spirit: My Top 5 Paranormal Breakups

Everyone talks about calling spirits.

No one talks about what happens when they stop calling you back.

You think ghosting is bad in the dating world?

Try spending two months feeding offerings to a spirit, crafting them a beautiful altar, lighting candles every damn night —

only for them to vanish like an ex-boyfriend who "needed time to find himself."

These are my top 5 ghost breakups, ranked from “mildly insulting” to “rage-hexed their afterlife.”

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5. The One Who Got Bored

We had a deal: offerings on Fridays, candlelight on Sundays.

Things were good.

Then one night... nothing.

No cold breeze. No whisper. No flickering lights.

Just dead silence (pun intended).

Lesson learned:

Even in the spirit world, attention spans are garbage.

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4. The Spirit Who Wanted “More”

Apparently, offerings of black coffee and whiskey weren’t good enough.

One night during a scrying session, I got a very clear message:

"Gold. I deserve gold."

Gold?!

Buddy, you’re literally DEAD.

What are you gonna do, open a savings account?

We broke up shortly after that.

(He still owes me an apology — and maybe some rent.)

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3. The One Who Moved On Without Telling Me

One day he was knocking on walls, moving shadows around my altar...

Next day?

Poof.

Gone like a fart in a hurricane.

Found out weeks later during a different ritual he had attached himself to some clueless TikTok witch because she had "better incense."

I hope she enjoys his endless need for attention.

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2. The Spirit Who Catfished Me

Thought I was talking to a wise ancestor spirit.

Turned out it was... something else.

Something very... bitey.

Let's just say the relationship ended with a banishing spell and a lot of angry chanting at 3:00 a.m. in my bathrobe.

Would not recommend.

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1. The One Who Ghosted AND Left a Curse

This one didn’t just leave — he slammed the door on the way out.

Sudden nightmares, broken mirrors, weird smells.

Classic bitter ex behavior.

Had to do a full uncrossing and banishing just to get my house back to normal.

Zero stars. Would not haunt again.

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Moral of the Story?

Spirits are just like people — needy, dramatic, unpredictable, and sometimes downright petty.

(And just like people, they’ll dip the second you stop giving them what they want.)

But you know what?

It’s their loss.

I’m fabulous.

They’re transparent.

End of story.

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Because getting dumped by a ghost is one thing —

Getting revenge is another.

See you in the underworld, my wicked ones.