5 Dark Moon Rituals

5 Dark Moon Rituals for Witches Who Don’t Do Fluffy

by Darklady

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When the moon vanishes, so should your patience.

This is the time to erase people, summon what's owed, and hex with a smile. The light is gone, hunny—and so is your filter. So light the damn candle, sharpen your intent, and let’s get gloriously unhinged.

1. The “Bye Forever, You Walking Disappointment” Jar

Purpose: Make someone vanish from your life so hard they start questioning if they were ever real.

Supplies:

Black ink or leftover coffee (your choice of bitterness)

Their name on torn paper

A small jar

Vinegar (like your mood)

Ritual:

Write their name. Fold it away from you like you’re emotionally distancing (because you are).

Drop it in the jar, fill it half with ink, half with vinegar, and seal it like your last nerve.

Shake it like you’re shaking them out of your timeline and growl:

“You are now less than a rumor. Fade, bitch.”

2. The “Where’s My Damn Money” Hex

Purpose: Reverse financial injustice with flair.

Supplies:

Black candle

A coin

A receipt or bill (preferably the one that made you scream)

Black thread

Ritual:

Wrap the receipt around the coin like a passive-aggressive note to the universe.

Tie it with the thread—tight, like your jaw during tax season.

Light the candle and chant:

“Every penny you forgot now runs home to Mama.”

Drip wax on it. Stash it where you keep curses or unpaid invoices.

3. The “Mirror, Mirror, Who’s the Liar Now?” Trap

Purpose: Force the truth out of someone who thinks they’re clever.

Supplies:

A mirror (small, bitchy, handheld)

A black cloth

A drop of spit (from you, not your dog)

Ritual:

Spit on the mirror like the classy witch you are.

Say their name—just once, with venom.

Wrap it in black cloth like you're sending it to hell’s lost and found.

Shove it in a drawer.

Wait.

If truth doesn’t spill out in 3 days, bury it somewhere cold and forgettable—like their personality.

4. The “Give Me What’s Mine or Else” Wealth Pull

Purpose: Manifest money from places so hidden even your ancestors forgot about it.

Supplies:

Bowl of water

A bay leaf

A nail

A drop of oil (the good kind or the expired one—you’re the spell)

Ritual:

Float the bay leaf like your last hope.

Drop in the nail like you’re summoning buried treasure.

Whisper:

“Money buried, money bound, come to me or be drowned.”

Place the bowl by your door overnight.

Dispose of it in the morning like your ex’s hoodie: quietly and with no regrets.

5. The “Shut Up or Bleed Glitter” Binding

Purpose: Mute someone running their mouth like it’s open mic night.

Supplies:

Black cloth

Red thread

Their words (written, printed, or channeled through rage)

A thorn or pin (bonus points if it’s still got attitude)

Ritual:

Fold the words in the cloth. Sew it shut like you’re stitching up karma.

Every stitch say:

“Every word you say returns in pain. Keep talking. I dare you.”

Stash it in salt or bury it under something cursed (like your student loans).

These are the rituals you do when you’re done playing nice.

When your ancestors are tired, your altar’s a mess, and your last nerve is rattling a cage.

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Darklady