13 Things You Should Never Say to a Dark Shadow Witch
- Dark Witchery
- Jul 1
- 2 min read
13 Things You Should Never Say to a Dark Shadow Witch
(Unless you’re dying to be hexed with zero regrets.)
Some people just love to test their luck. They see a witch minding her own dark business, sipping black coffee over a cursed mirror, and think, “You know what? Let me say something incredibly stupid.”
So for all the uninvited mouths that keep flapping — here’s your warning.
Say one of these, and you might not make it to sunrise with your dignity (or eyebrows) intact.
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1. “Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
I’m a dark witch, sweetheart.
Not your fairy godmother. Not your Wiccan auntie.
You better hope I’m in a good mood when you ask that.
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2. “You know, karma will get you.”
I am karma.
I’ve got her tied up in my basement with a blindfold and a wine glass.
She works for me now.
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3. “You shouldn’t mess with that dark stuff.”
You shouldn’t mess with me. And yet… here we are.
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4. “Have you tried doing some light work instead?”
Yes. It was boring. Like meditating in a beige waiting room.
Give me blood moons, bones, and banishment spells any day.
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5. “So what, you hex people?”
Only if they’re stupid enough to ask me that question.
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6. “That’s not real witchcraft.”
Neither is your Instagram crystal water.
Now go charge your opinions in the sun and leave me out of it.
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7. “But isn’t that dangerous?”
So is crossing the street.
And unlike most things, I’m in control of this.
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8. “That’s not very spiritual of you.”
I’m not here to be spiritual.
I’m here to shift reality, break curses, and make people shut the fuck up.
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9. “You should forgive them.”
And you should remove yourself from my spell radius.
Forgiveness is a spell I don’t cast.
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10. “You know that stuff comes back to you, right?”
Not if you know what you’re doing. And I do.
So maybe back off before something else comes for you.
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11. “My pastor says witches are evil.”
Tell your pastor I said hi.
And that his wife should check her altar for missing hair.
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12. “You look too normal to be a witch.”
And yet here I am — full glam, full rage, full curse ready.
We come in all forms. Even pretty.
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13. “Why do you always wear black?”
Because every time I wear color, someone gets brave.
Black is for mourning… and for warnings.
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Dark witches aren’t here for your comfort.
We’re not here to explain ourselves.
We’re here to do the work, cast the spell, and burn the bullshit.
Keep your questions cute.
Or keep your distance.
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Yes MA'AM SO TRUE
I absolutely LOVE these! I get asked 13! I am to the point of telling people because I like black and why is it such a concern to them what I wear. I have also started asking people why they always wear colours! Haha
AHAHAHA! Oh Sister, LOL! Priceless....Karma sipping wine while tied up in your basement, blindfolded...Your gift of comedy never runs dry! Why is it that people don't ever mind their own business these days? Even with those statements they make, their lack of energy and direction is appalling - I can easily understand the loss of patience when pricked one too many times!