10 Funny Things that can happen when you're a High Shadow Witch.

The 10 Funniest Things That Could Happen When You’re a High Shadow Witch

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So you’ve climbed the shadow path. You’ve devoured your Grandmore lessons. You’ve built your power.

And now you’re a High Shadow Witch.

What does that mean?

It means the weird, the hilarious, and the outright ridiculous are about to start happening to you.

Here are the 10 funniest things you can expect:

1. Suddenly Everyone Wants a "Quick Little Spell"

"Oh hey! I know we haven’t talked in 3 years, but I saw you’re a powerful witch now… can you just cast a little money spell for me? I’m broke."

Honey — I’ll cast a spell to make you go away.

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2. Random Marriage Proposals — Daily

Once you start radiating power, the muggles CANNOT HANDLE IT.

Expect random “will you marry me” messages from men who can’t spell “witch” correctly.

"I’d love to be your warlock husband."

— You wouldn’t last a minute in my circle, sweetie.

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3. People Suddenly Afraid to Cross You

That one person who used to talk smack behind your back?

Now they won’t even make eye contact.

You’ve gone full Grand Supreme — and they KNOW it.

"She’ll curse your whole bloodline!"

I mean… I could. But I’m busy.

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4. You Start Talking to Spirits in Public Without Noticing

"Did you just say 'No, I’m not doing that tonight' out loud in the grocery store?"

Yes. And I wasn’t talking to you, Karen. Move along.

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5. Your Friends Start Asking If You Can Make Them Prettier

"Could you just cast a little spell to make me glow up?"

Honey, no spell can fix a basic personality.

Try shadow work first.

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6. You Accidentally Scare New Witches

They ask one innocent question in your group…

You answer with something like "First, you must consult the bones and drink the silence of the grave."

Silence. Unfollow. Block.

One less fluffy bunny to worry about.

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7. The Neighborhood Cats Start Following You

Cats KNOW.

Suddenly every stray in a five-mile radius is watching you like you’re the Shadow Queen (which… you are).

Enjoy your feline entourage.

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8. You Catch People Staring at You in Public

Because let’s face it — your energy has shifted.

You walk into the store and heads turn.

"She looks like she knows things. Dangerous things."

They’re right.

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9. Family Members Suddenly Very Polite

The same auntie who used to mock your witchcraft?

Now she sends you polite texts:

"Hope you’re doing well, dear! Just wanted to check in."

Yeah. Stay polite, Aunt Ruth.

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10. You Start Getting Very... Interesting DMs

"I want to learn the dark arts. Please teach me, Mistress."

"Can I serve you? I will do anything."

"I want to be your familiar."

BLOCK. DELETE. LAUGH.

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In Conclusion:

Becoming a High Shadow Witch means stepping into your true power — and it means the world is going to get a LOT weirder around you.

Enjoy it.

Own it.

Laugh at it.

And remember — we do not bow.

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