Why I Give A Badge And Certificate!

Why You're Getting a Badge & Certificate—And No, You Can't Wear It (Yet) So you subscribed monthly—which means you didn’t just tiptoe into the shadows, you stomped in with purpose. And for that? You’re getting rewarded. Now listen up, my wicked ones: Your digital badge is your title. Your tier. Your mark in this dark little corner of the internet. You can’t exactly wear it—unless you’re bold enough to tattoo it on your forehead—but you can show it off like the spiritual status symbol it is. Post it. Save it. Whisper to it at night. I don’t care, just know that it means something. And the certificate? Oh, you’ll get it. Straight to your email, fresh from my spell-stained fingertips. Just give me a moment—I do all this by hand. There’s no team of glittery assistants, just me, a screen, and probably a cup of something cursed keeping me upright. So be patient. You’ll get your mark. Because you didn’t just support the work— You joined the witchery. Welcome to the circle. Now hush—I’m summoning and emailing at the same time. —Darklady darkwitchery.com