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Voodoo Doll Cookies
Dark witch humor, voodoo doll cookies, sarcasm, and a not-so-sweet way to deal with stress without therapy.

Dark Witchery
Dec 15, 20251 min read


Embrace the Dark Side: 10 Spells for a Sinister Thanksgiving
Just a little humor!

Dark Witchery
Nov 23, 20253 min read


Tarot Card Readings and Doubt
Never doubt your ability, witch. Tarot doesn’t fail—you just need to listen in the dark spaces between the cards.

Dark Witchery
Nov 12, 20253 min read


Dark Witch Personality Quiz!
The Dark Witch Personality Quiz”
Tagline: Find out which kind of wicked you really are… according to the shadows.

Dark Witchery
Oct 12, 20253 min read


Witchcraft VS Wicca - A Shadow Witch’s Field Guide (Bring a Shovel)
Witchcraft vs Wicca — not the same thing. Dark Witchery tears down the Rede, exposes Wicca’s chains, and shows the raw truth of shadow witch

Dark Witchery
Oct 2, 20258 min read


The Spider That Flipped Me Off: Webs, Lucifer, and Five Feet of Arrogance
A spider built a five-foot bridge from my wind chimes to Lucifer. Arrogance, physics, and shadow majick collide.

Dark Witchery
Sep 23, 20255 min read


The Dark Truth of Halloween: Curses, Spirits, and Forbidden Witchcraft
Halloween isn’t just candy & costumes—it’s curses, shadows & real witchcraft. Step into Dark Witchery’s October 31st.

Dark Witchery
Sep 13, 20254 min read


The Clay Tablet Hex: Cursing with Stone and Shadow
When shadows demand permanence, witches carve their curses into clay. The Clay Tablet Hex is an ancient Egyptian working.

Dark Witchery
Sep 4, 20252 min read


The Truth They Don’t Want Witches to Speak!
Sick of ‘good vibes only’? Step into the shadows — where the truth burns hotter than fake love-and-light lies.

Dark Witchery
Sep 2, 20253 min read


6 Rules in the Dark Witch’s Classroom of Shadows!
Step into Darklady’s classroom of shadows. No mercy, no light—just 6 wicked rules every dark witch must learn.

Dark Witchery
Aug 29, 20254 min read


The Ghosts Don't Pay Rent
Ghosts may slam doors at 3 a.m., but rent? Bills? Not a damn dime. Freeloading translucent squatters.

Dark Witchery
Aug 23, 20251 min read
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